A Thong In My Heart

Some guys do things the same all their lives. Women too. We mimic our parents. My mom bought me plain white stretch briefs as underwear all through my childhood, so when I grew into an adult, I bought them too. Little did I know what a fashion sin I was causing.

It was not until, perhaps, I was about fifty that I met a woman who saw them and told me to remove them. I thought she might be hot for me, but the true fact was, she said, "Put on some jeans, we are going to J.C. Penny's right now and finding you some decent adult underwear!"

"Oh my", I thought. "I'm becoming my father, and she is expediting that process by making me buy loose white boxer shorts." To my pleasant surprise, that was not the case. Yes, there were boxers, but they were tight-fitting designed boxers that felt and looked great. She made me throw away all my old BVD's which, like an old car or computer, had become my friends, so there was that short grieving process. But it was very short-lived. She liked them so much, she would go on special shopping sprees to find me good looking boxer shorts.

In turn, knowing she liked thongs as opposed to other type underwear for herself, I went on similar sprees. We both became very happy with our own and each other's intimate apparel.

Going off the subject a second, allow me to explain that I am a cartoonist. I make my living by selling my licensed goods on such products as funny tees, mouse pads, aprons, hoodies, and other gifts and collectibles. My cartoon is titled Londons Times Cartoons.

From sociology classes, I'm aware that adult males and females on the average think about sex a certain numbers of times per day. i forgot the statistics. And it is very difficult for me not to at least consider it when thinking about or talking about a thong. Is that wrong? And I'm guessing the same thought may go through the average adult female when thinking about a nice looking guy dressed in attractive attention-getting boxers or briefs (as opposed to kids white cotton BVD's as I wore a bit too long).

Of course nobody, especially a male, wants to be laughed at when his underwear is noticed, especially by a female and even more especially by a female to whom he is attracted.

In this day and age, it is not so radical to admit sex is fun, and maybe even a little humorous, especially, the "building up to it" so why not make it both with something fun and funny, so I began reproducing (no pun intended) my cartoon images on thongs and men's boxers. I made sure they were funny AND sexy because I'm told the same "chakras" that are sexual chakras are laughter chakras. Maybe this could "double the pleasure"? Who knows. Let's ask a guru. Where is Dr. Ruth when you need her?

My online shop, AThongInMyHeart.Com was launched last night and the feedback is tremendous, not to mention the orders coming in. There really are other people out there who think (somewhat) like I do! Harrrah.

My first male-instinct thought was to name it "A Boxer In My Heart" but for some reason I felt it would go over like "A Stint In My Heart".

The thongs and boxers, bearing my cartoon images, to my knowledge, are theonly of their kind on the market and the subject matter of the cartoons are anything from food to Starbucks to pets to dating.

So my thought is, maybe I did it a bit too late for this Valentines Day, but there is still plenty of time. Both the boxers and thongs are sexy and funny and I want some of them myself. She now has me hooked on trendy fashionable underwear and by golly now I have my own line. Eat your heart out BVD!

By: Rick London

Cartoon Entrepreneur Rick London has become hooked on fashionable underwear. So much so, he decided to launch his private label brand of sexy funny boxers and thongs. His online store is called A Thong In My Heart Sexy Funny Cartoon Thongs And Boxer Shorts

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